haix...5 days more to my long waited freedom...in 5 days time im gg to b free...dun need to study for the time being and can start slackin 24/7...but for now its still study,study,study for me...haix...hmm...todaes mother's dae!!!so happy mother's dae to all those who are celebratin...din wan to go church todae...the weather was jus so gd for slppin...been a long time since i slp in such a nice cooling weather...but its mother's dae todae ...so i went for mass with my parents...and my bro still nicely slppin in bed...enjoyin the comforts of the bed and weather...im jeslous!!!!serve mass todae cos its young wardens duty...wear that stupid.ugly name tag...agrh!!!and yvon dun haf...so unfair...she dont need to wear and i need to wear...anw...the cellin in church was leaking....lyk having a mini rain in the church...then put 2 pail there...seriously man wats the use???the rain seems to be fallin every where and not in the pail there...church gave all the mothers a cake...quite nice to eat lah...cos i eaten a little bit just now so i noe...din see u 2 just now in church only untill aft mass then i notice...ur sis and bro super cute lah...went for lunch with my parents and moses...then aft lunch fetch moses to the cc near my hse cos he playin badminton there...came home and now my mum dwn with fever...hope she recover soon...bro getin a new phone...think he want the soony ericsson K700i...quite ok lah the phone...but some functions there not so gd...mum only lettin me change m hp nxt year...think i would prefer a flip phone...very amuse by it...hahax...later gotta go and study for my physics and history cos tmr exam...so now i will slack all i can...left u ppl a song...he rap super fast...gosh!!!im super amuse by it...but the lyrics are quite erm...sick???
"The Real Slim Shady"[Eminem]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!
(Ha-ha!)Feminist women love
Eminem[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of himLook at him,
walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!
"Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose"
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[SLURP]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopesthen
there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope[*EWWW!*]
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]I'm Slim Shady,
yes I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?[Eminem]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me,
let alone stand me"
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durstand hear 'em argue over
who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV"
Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim,
hee-hee!"I should download her audio on MP3 and
show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
[AHHH!]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups,
all you do is annoy meso I have been sent here to destroy you
[bzzzt]And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me![Chorus][
Eminem]I'm like a head trip to listen to,
cause I'm only givin you things you joke about
with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say itin front of
y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it
[*ERR*] I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!" with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?[Chorus 4X]
[Eminem]Ha haGuess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
